Permanent Records, Missing Socks and Area 51
Since I was in elementary school I have been told that many items would be placed in my permanent record. Out of fear I succumbed to those in authority and performed well. But now that I am older and a bit braver, I am willing to challenge this whole permanent record “thing”. Maybe this was just a tool to get me to do something that I did not want to do but knew I should do but wouldn’t do unless I had to. (Was that a sentence?) But now that I am older I do these things because I know they are right and people have stopped telling me about this elusive permanent record . Maybe it was just a tool to show me that I did not have it in me to just do the right things.
As for Area 51 there have been a lot of movies, books and articles written about it. I have never been there, at least when I was conscious. I cannot say that it exists or does not exist. It may be where they keep the permanent records if they really do exist, but then how do they get there? Did my third grade teacher drive to New Mexico to put things into my permanent record? I doubt it.
So that leaves me only one logical conclusion. There are no permanent records and Area 51 is where all the missing socks are kept.
4 Comments:
In fact, I have been to Area 51! Now I know where those socks went!
Hey Pat... I really like the phrase, "I have never been there, at least when I was conscious." Besides sounding like something W.C. Fields might say, it just sounds like life before we meet Jesus.
Hey Pat, Can you send me a link to Becky's blog please? Gracias.
Bo, Mike and Melanie-
Thanks for visiting. What do you think about a National Missing Sock Registry? Can I count on you for help in getting this going? Maybe we can get a search warrent for Area 51. This is my theory ---- the aliens are MONO-PODS.
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