Is Goofy a Dog or a Cow?

What has Disney been doing to us all these years? Why would a cow or a dog hang out with mice (Mickey and Minnie) and why would his girfriend be a cow if he was not a cow? But he has many characteristics of a dog. However, Pluto walks on all fours and does not talk so why wouldn't Goofy follow suit. But then you ask why don't Mickey and Minnie and his girlfriend Daisy walk on all fours also? This is a very good question.

I think what we are seeing here is Disney promoting Darwinian philosophies to our children over the past fifty years. But Disney has held back on much of the information we the public need to know in order to solve this perplexing mystery. We know that Goofy has had children so he must have had a mate of the same species but we never see his mate in any of his film appearances (doesn't this seem strange to you?). We see him dating a cow. He has gone on picnics with Daisy accompanied by Mickey and Minnie but not a clue of their relationship resulting in marriage.

So why the cover up by Disney? What have they to hide?

I believe Goofey is a spontaneous mutation and the random occurence of a new species (male). And I believe that another spontaneous mutation and the random occurence of the same species (female) happened at exactly the same time and in exactly the same spot and they mated and propagated a new species that Disney is keeping secret from us.

Of course we all know this is feasible because similar instances are being taught in our schools and universities. A pool of "goo" developed into an organism which continued to randomly mutate and form a higher organism. The process continued for billions of years and millions of species of insects, animals, birds, and fishes came into existence. This random process of mutations always produced a male and a female at exactly the same time and in exactly the same location so these new species could mate and continue existing. Given this as fact we can continue with our reasoning.

The probability of random mutations producing a male and a female at exactly the same time and in exactly the same place in our vast universe would have to be somewhere in the range of 10 to the millionth power and the probablity for this same thing to happen to all the species we see on the earth today would have to be in the range of 10 to the billionth power. Since this is a fact being taught in our schools and not to be questioned I would have to say it is very likely that Goofy is neither a dog or a cow, but a new species altogether.

You've done it again Disney.